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- European Studies ,f nstructors Urge Battier Attenda nee Chirstmas-Spirit Arrives In Form THE TIMBER-CRUISER, Friday, December 17, 196! -3 Cont'd From Page :t;.) professors. Sophomores apply. ing for the program must have three semesters of e o 11 e g e Fr-ench, and juniors five semes- ters. All must have averages of aneast B. The faculty of ACC would Of My 14th Dream like to stress the importance PHOTO CENTER of going to class. Regular at- - tendance is important .in get- ting the full . benefit from the course. As the semester draws It was the night b e f o r e .Christmas Ev-e • and I was · drunker than a skunk. There -Camera Supplies & ~ifts J Portraits of Distinction The spring program at th e University of Vienna offers Eng- lish - taught courses in a wide variety of fields, intensive Ger- man language training, and. op- portunities for enrollment in reg- ular German - · taught courses of .· the university. One semester of ~German and .an average of at .least C - plus are required of sophomores and juniors admit- ted to this program: to a close, the instructors will keep a stricter altendance rec- ord. The students of A I p e n a Community , ColI~ge . i\re un~ aware of · ~e , consequences which may arise front t h e s e .. cuts; a student niay be put on· probation and . if still he· contiri• ues to "cut" classes he can be dlsmissed from college. The institute's full • year pro- gram in Nantes is the · first gen". erally offered for undergi:adµat- es majoring in engineering ~n,d . 'lnathematics, and also admits students majoring in French ' ·· -literature. No ~pring program , , The students· of ACC should · explain the reason for , an ab- sence -to his ·instructor. Absen- ces are excuse.d, only for sick- - ness, death, or participation· in · some e9Uege activjty. ' · · ·· ·:-:-f>on .Fitcll · ·E.LP. In Fun ..... j.s conducted there. . .. Comprehensive fees for th• programs, including tuitio~, room, most meals, transatlaritie tra,nsportation and field trips, range from $1,605 to $1,750 f .or spring programs, and f r o m $2;405 to $2,760 for full - year programs. Students are housed in pri- Yate European homes or, occa- sionally, in European student dormitories. Sailings are set for about Feb. 1, with return in mid • summer. WALKIN' THE DOG Richard "Dog" McDonald, part • time socialite photogra- pher, announced his break• through into the professional writing field . Through the kind- ness and fairness and gener- osi,ty of the Timber • Cruiser •"""" edi:tor, Doug Schmidt, Richard hall been given the sole privi- lege o.£ writing the lead story for this month's Timber-Cruis- er. If any students are unequip. ped - n a y o ec1p er r. iMcDonald's finesse of Daniel Webster's Dictionary, they sh1mld remember that they are. "'-2\0t alone. Swing 'at ' A.C.C. Cont'd From Page :I} · Alpena · and · Oscoda, A 1 p e n a Community College, and Mich.. igan State University ..:... is de- signed to provide a . superior plan of teacher preparation. . The Alpena • Oscoda Center is only one of six such centers · in the State of Michigan. Original impetus for the program in this area came from Alpena Com• munity College Director, Stan• ley Van Lare. .· Dr.. Marquard reports th e program to be "wide- openH ~or , additional students wq.o a r & completing, or who -have com- . pleted two years of college ed- . ucation and are interested in teaching at the elementary., Junior High, or special educa- tion levels. Persons interested should contact either Mrs. Ruth Ricliey or . Ric ar . Mar- quard in their offices · at the Besser Technical School, of Al• pena Community College. The telephone there is 354,-4716. ONE HOUR MARTINIZINCi were visions of people and ele- phant trunks. The. stockings were , hung by · the· playmate on ,campus. (And Rick Bowen wastes another lG - dollars- on •a mere 11 pictur-es-) With hopes that this year we would have · a Persian Santa Claus. (But the only Persiart in School said he would be "busy at '- the Acre" - and even I . don't know what he meant by that.) _ _ , Open ? a.m. to 9 p.m. 129 West Chisholm The editor of· the Timber- · 1••, ~. _..,_.....,_.. _ _.,_ ""-_---_ ~- •dl..._... -•,~.•••,l.'l!'• .. •••-•-. •,-""-~ MP.l crujser, . Herr Schmidt, · stood. in ' . · frob.t of his crew and dema.nd- · ' ed O another story on 'the KKK Jew. (See November 25, 1965 · s ' , · · , ., issue,· pag-e 6.) ' . ,na' ,(on ,t . Then into . view ' came, y o 11 ~ iJ J · know who's sleigh, drawn by led by Rudolph, who is played · L eight big · basketball players, ~ by "Red" Blair. Santa Claus is reetinaJ . played by . M:ary , Sp~ns. (/ Christmas Varies· Cont'd Fro~ Page 1') on Christmas , 'Eve. . Here they - sing ·,and- shout until they a r a given food. , Firom Iony and Norm-Armenians . eat , spin,ach · on January 6, . which,. is their 9hristmas Eve . .. T~is. is done because of . .their. belief that .. ·. Mary .ate boiied .spinach t)1 • night before Cht:_ist was bor1L I "WHERE THE CAMPUS MEN :; , Although a multitude· of cus- toms have come into being con- cerning Christmas, the central thought remains the same; "the celebration of the birth of Jesus Christ. -, Theodore Bugg I BUY COLILEGIATE CLOTHES11 I Downtown, Alpena . ,~iOflPl,..-,Pffilllfll.-,lltaPll,n.Til~li-lt/illl,li;/1ll-,t;;,1!~1i,,:;lll,t.;l'll,:;rlli~lllll'llalllllRl•{.._,J Never iron* these 'T owncraft ·Plus~ Penn-Prest sport shirts .,_ .,,, - ·.' ~- •:<: . -< They're self• i~oning! Just . ma- chine-wash • • . • tumble dry ..... wear! Choose solids of polyester! cotton in pastel, medium and deep tones, or bright plaids of Fort rel® poly~ster / combed cot• ton. Impeccably Penney-tailored. 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