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· Page Three ALPENA (ACC), Recent press reports show a general decline of ·_all major stu- dent organizations here. It would appear that the general population (students) is not interested in campus society. I nten- sive efforts (tsk, tsk) have proved futile and the list o'f decea-s-ed and dying organi- zations continues to grow. ~ Are you interested in playing Volleyball, Basketball, Table Tennis or maybe Weight Lifting? Then take a look at the bulletin boards in Van Lare Hall. Posted is a schedule of recreational activities that are available to the students in Alpena and surrounding areas. Alpena High School will be open nightly from 6:30 to 9:30 PM and weekends from 1 to 5 PM. Take advantage of this worth- while opportunity. _...,, Did you experience the original Pink Floyd? If you ldid I you probably won't want to miss another as it equals if not betters the original. What is a Pink Floyd you ask? It is a light show at the planetarium, put on by that magnific man Gene Janneman. While music by the rock group Pink Floyd is played, flashing, colored, neon lights blink before your eyes and then you are plunged into total darkness. As the music slowly starts again a condle of light flickers then stars slowly moving, and on and on it goes . . . . When the show is over you realize that it was truly an experience and then you , wonder , "What -arush it would have GeeA only had a few puffs before I came. Phi Sigma Beta Concludes Pledging As has been the tradition since the inception of Phi Sigma Beta at ACC, the spring pledge program has been concluded. The various activities completed by the pledges include such things as: a trip to Mackinaw, painting the fraternity rock at Rock Port, a community I service pro- ject, and many hours of labor by each individual pledge. Pledging was completed on the in- famous night refered to as "Hell Night", which all pledges must attend. The newly initiated brothers are: Mick Kreis, Bashar Nahawi, Steve Hostottle, Hal Bigelow, and Mohammed Sadegi. As a social fraternity the spirit o' pledging is to instill into the pledges a spirit of scholarship, sociabllity, and most inportant brotherhood. In conclusion all of the brothers of Phi Sigma Beta would like to offer their thanks to the men who helped] to ,make THE POLEMIC ANIMAL CRACKERS by Rog 86-;len Student Poll Taken BOQ! O~E cAJ.JDrDA-rt: S1ATES 1t4A1501.'.ETH//vg IS R16t-lf' FOR EVE-~Cr'Or.JE:;;; ,,__ __ . _______ _ I ALPENA COMMUNITY COLLEGE ENROLLMENT REPORT Spring 1971 - 72 2/4/72 I This survey was given to a number of students last week. It should be self-explanitory. STUDENT SERVICES EVALUATION SURVEY Please answer to the best of your ability, CIRCLE ONLY ONE ANSWER. USE THE FOLLOWING RATING SCALE AS A BASIS FOR YOUR ANSWERS (Keep in mind the physical environment of Alpena Community College). 1 - Bad, Terrible, Non-Existent 2 - Poor, Unsatisfactory, Below Average 3 - Average, Adequate, Satisfactory 4 - Good, Well Done, Above Average 5 - Excellent, Very Good · 0 - Don't Know Is Student Life Relevant to the Institution's Education Task? I. Extra-Curricular Activities 2 3 4 5 0 A. Student Activities 1. Po I em i c ---------------------------------------------------- -- 0 35% 65% 0 0 0 2. Earth ---------------------------------------------------------- 4% 27% 42% 12% 0 15% 3. Student Government ---------------------------------- 27% 46% 15% 4% 0 8% 4. Speak er Seri es -------------------------------------------- 0 28% 38% 19% 0 15% 5. Fi Im Gui Id ------------------------------------------------- 4% 42% 31% 16% 4% 3% 6. CI u b & 0 rga n i zat ions --------------------------------- 5% 15% 35% 24% 3% 18% 7. Campus Activities -------------------------------------- 20% 39% 29% 12% 0 0 B. Athletics 1. I ntramurals · ------------------------------------------------ 0 3% 19% 43% 35% 0 2. Va rs ity Sports -------------------------------------------- 4% 13% 49% 25% 9% 0 II. Living Conditions A. Housing 1. On-Campus (Dorm) ------------------------------------ 0 7% 72% 21% 0 0 2. Off-Campus ---------------------- ·------------------------- 8% 11% 18% 7% 4% 52% B. Services 1. Physical H ea I th ------------------------------------------- 19% 32% 25% 6% 0 18% 2. Mental He a Ith ---- -- --------------------------------------- 11% 13% 26% 12% 0 38% Ill. Counseling A. Academic Advising ------------------------------------------ 12% 10% 59% 15% 0 4% B. Vocational Guidance--------------------------------------- 26% 9% 28% 21 % 0 16% C. Personal ----------------------------------------------------------- 2% 20% 53% 12% 0 13% IV.Opportunities =-=-- _ A . .P)~m~o~_ .,,. =-=~=e,;,~~"'x>iffir'~ '.rm'"-'->ormi.=--.,-.~~~ l'll'~--~ 1. During A.C.C. --------------------------------------------- 1Wo 22% 21% 2Uo/o 5% 7 1%~ - -~~ - _, 2. Post A.C.C. ------------------------------------------------- 25% 26% 4% 3% 0 42% B. Financial Assistance 1. Grants --------------------------------------------------------- 0 2. Work-Study ------------------------------------------:----- ~% 3. Loans --------------------------------------------------------- 3% V. Student Conduct Procedures 10% 50% 14% 3% 5% 41% 17% 8% 6% 37% 29% 0 23% 21% 25% A. Student Level -------------------------------------------------- 18% 46% 24% 12% 0 0 B. College Level --------------------------------------------------- 9% 21 % 38% 4% 13% 15% llKANU I U I AL "'·-"'·-':::!'"IC 1:1u:::, 11\l t::::,:::, VUCA I IUl\lAL-1 t:CHl\llCAL CLASSIFICATION "'total Men Women Total Men Women Total Men Women Total Men Women Full Time ' 709 506 203 339 187 152 112 67 45 258 252 6 ' Freshmen 453 316 137 211 114 97 68 31 37 174 171 3 I Sophomore i 256 190 66 128 73 55 44 36 8 84 81 3 I Part Time i 555 419 136 188 83 105 64 48 16 303 288 15 I HEAD COUNT I 1264 925 339 527 270 257 176 115 61 561 540 21 I the spring pledge program a successful Looking at the above enrollment report shows some rather interesting facts. Of course the first thing I noticed was the Men-Women one: ratio. 925 to 339. That means that there are 2.7 boys for every girl at ACC. It would seem that a technical career is just not the thing Mr. Frank McCourt our advisor who for the average girl. Only 6 full time students in the whole program. With 256 boys that means there are 42.66 boys for every girl or if offered many worthwhile suggestions and you want to put into more easily understood figures there are .0234 girls for every boy. spent much time to make the fraternity a success. With these facts in mind we present this tribute to the MAN power of ACC. Mr. Charles Newmann our first advisor-------------------------------------------------- and one of the prime motivating factors in the success and building of the fraternity. Mr. Mike Carter our newest advisor . whom we would like to thank I for I the highly palitable and nutritious stew used to help the pledges through "Hell Night" and for services and facilities rendered at the student center. Mr. Ted Smith as the representative of the Sp.ortsmans Club for use of the vaci- liti.es at Island.Park. gor'I Wow,Gort!That's quite a trophy! ... Must've been some battle! To outwit a stupid beast isn't ditPicult! .. and I don't k:eep it ,,,,,,,,,..,=..._ to commemorate a hunting victory. Then why do you keep a tyrannosaurus' head on your wall'? What similarities? ... That they're both vicious int'ighters? That they both have skinn~ ,· +'orelimbs. ! , ,, No. Because both possess mouths that are larger than their • brains. J