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Thursday, February 29 , 1968 THE TIMBER-CRUISER BIG Z PARTY STORE Open 9 A.M. To 10 P.M. DAIRY TREAT Opening Soon Splits , Shakes Malts , Sundaes both located south of town Werth Road RENE'S JEWELRY Art carved Towles & Gorham silver Omega watches Expert and jewelry repair 200 N. Second Street Alpena , Michigan THE NAME GAME Do you think the words pre- ceding these student's names are appropriate? Altruistic Karen Anderson Brusque Judy Lazarowicz · Chantress Jane Bloom Dexterous Mr. Torkelson Efficacious Dave Marceau Fiducial Mary Ellen Godfrey Garrulous Peggy Muszynski Herculean Bill Daleski lnsoucian t Tasha Stein Jocular Ken Paul Kaleidoscopic Marcia Kelly Laudable Sue Doyle Magniloquent DuWayne Schuler Natty Edie Basel Occult Mary Jane MacArthur Punctilious Dorothy Seelye Quiescent Gregg Bridges Risible Steve Mischley Sagacious Dick Wilson Talismanic Les Connon Uxorious Phil Allen Valorous Earl Senchuk Willowy Connie Green Xanthochroid Janis Helms Yeomanly Zealous Ron Misiak Randy Robare ALPENA PRINTING STUDIO STANDARD & ELECTRIC TYPEWRITERS FOR SALE SPECIAL 3 MONTH RENTAL RATES FOR STUDENTS A LARGE SELECTION OF ART SUPPLIES CONTEMPOR Y CARDS FOR ALL OCCAISIONS HUMOROUS, ST. PATRICK'S DAY & EASTER FASHION SHOW FOR SIGMA PHI ZETA ARSENIC SLAYS THEATRE AUDIENCE If you are an ardent follower of the Alpena Civic Theatre you may have been dissappointed when you tried to get into the last performance. Arsenic and Old Lace, a three act comedy by Joseph Kesselring, sold out for all four performances days in advance. Russell Benson, Don Foster and Under the usual brilliant dir- Mike Finn. ecting of Keith Titus, and act- SIGMA PHI ZETA fraternity held the second annual "crazy dress day" on Friday, Feb. 9. Active members went to great pains dressing in the wackiest way possible during the annual event. This year's "crazy dress day" was a prelude to the fraternity skiing trip to Searchmont , Cana- da. The frat men left A.C.C. Friday afternoon for two days of skiing at Searchmont. When they returned Sunday evening, many comments were heard terming the trip very successful and an event to be anxiously anticipated next year. The next group trip is planned to the southern states during Easter vacation. POWER FAILURE AT ACC'S DORMITORY ing of the ACT players, Arsenic pr0ceeded to break up the aud- ience all four nights. The play opens with two sweet , elderly aunties, who have poisoned twelve lonely gentle- men to put them out of their misery. Sylvia Owen (Aunt Abby) and Dorothy Heiberg (Aunt Martha) portray sweet, religious-minded, good hearted spinsters to perfection. The plot thickens when two brothers, childhood enemies, both come to live at home. Johnathan (Emmet Heiberg) and Dr. Eien- stien (John Thompson) return with a slighly dead Mr. Spen- alzo along, Mortimer (Steve Fitz- patrick) and the other brother, discovers him and decides to put the heat on. The desperatos are "smooth operators" and pre- pare to exert some heat of their own. Enter ACT's answer to Keystone cops. (Pat Bushy, Clarence Daley , Dick Wilson, Jim On Sunday. February IL at Andler) showe antics keep the approximately 8 :20 A.M. . a audience in stitches . All this Phone 354-4107 Downtown Alpena -arl'I·➔- pG-W(}r .••. fa-ilur occui:..ed at RIJ.g __ ni-a-ctn is spice-ct- by i1e tl'rrrely sell Wilson Residence Hall. Al- entrances and exits of a slightly pena Community College. The wacky brother (John Riede) who Buy U.S. Savings Bonds, I/'.· -~ .· . . . - . . . ~ ,,r u " .--, Knock-A-Boots by Bates-the swinginest kicks in town·1 ~ In colors that are the coolest' Shown' The boot to end all boots; unlined and made of soft and smooth glove leathers. Come in soon-you'I I dig what we mean. Make the scene _in Knock-A-Boots. GEO. MASTERS & SON Patronize Our Advertisers facilities affected by this failure thinks he's Teddy Roosevelt. were the hot water heating sys- Teddy is engrossed in digging tem. heat. lights, and telephones the Panama Caria! and burying in some rooms. yellow fever (poison) victims According to Kenneth 13aller. there. Maintenance Manager at A.C.C.. All this skullduggery and the cause of this failure is un- idiocy bewilders several unfortu- certain at this time, however, nates who wander into this mess it is believed to be due to a (Mary Kay Chandler. Richard short circuit in an underground Matteson. Roger Harper). In the cable. Since the ground is pres- end the Aunties appear to break ently frozen. the cable cannot the grotesque race. The curtain be removed for inspection until closes with Witherspoon (Jim spring. Rogers) and Happy Dale sup- Through the efforts of the erin tendan t lifting a lethal glass Doran Electric Company, the of wine to his lips as the aunts Alpena Power Company, and the smile approvingly. -.-A tip of school personnel, the power was the theatrical fedora to the cast completely restored at approxi- and crew for a job well done. mately 3:30 Monday, Feb- ruary 12. Uncle Jack Wants You to sign up for the newly forming ~ pool leagues Whatever your pleasure is Bowling , Pool , Pinball , Boozing or just plain Eatin' You'll find it at the ..... THUNDERBOWL & CUE CLUB open 9 A.M. to 12 P. M. Every Nite located next to the State Pol ice Post U.S. 23 South Page 5 l MULTIPLE PURPOSE BOAT FOR COLLEGE Through the combined efforts of Dean Petosky and Mr. Alan Reed director of vocational and ~echnical education at the Besser Technical Scl1~ol, Alpena Community College is now the proud owner of a U.S. Coast Guard surplus boat. The vessel, which was purchased for one hundred dollars, will be used for various purposes. . One of the programs in which the vessel will be used frequently is the hatchery. It will also be very useful in the Aquatic Science Program. The launching date for the boat is April first, but before it can be launched it must have a name . Therefore, in t~e near future there will be a contest held to find an appropriate name for the boat. The winner of the contest will be awarded a prize. Flight Training Program at ACC Approved by V.A. The Veterans Adrninis::..-.....,,,__,__ rrarion has approvec:1 Al- pena Community College's new flight - training pro- gram, thereby making as- sistance available to vet- erans who have a vocation- al objective in aviation and who have a private flying license or who have satis- factorily completed the re- quired flying and ground school . instruction for a private license. - This program is the first of its type to be offered in the Midwest and consists of a two-year course in avia- tion leading to an Associate in Applied Science degree in aeronautics. It is de- signed to fulfill three basic aviation need"S: · to qualify the student for employment with the air lines, employ- ment in general aviation, or flight training to be inci- dental to another profes- sion or occupation. Although being of inter- est to Veterans, this course is open to all applicants who are able to qualify. Pros- pective students are irn·ited to contact Mr. Alan Reed, director of technical edu- cation at A.C.C. for fur- ther information. A PHILOSOPHY Do you al ways fight, For what you think is right. If not, why don't you start tonight, And find that Hell itself Might be quite bright! - Claudia Kendziorski