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CAMPUS UPDATE, OCTOBER 14, 1981, PAGE 3 Perplexing Professor Puzzle by Malcolm Hohmann All you need do is supply the in- structor’s name (usually last name only) that phonetically resembles or matches the word or words that pertain to the clue. For. example, for Mr. Wright over in Forestry, | might have said something about him building an airplane and never being wrong. | sincerely wish you success and join in your wishes that our editor never asks me to do this again. 1. You, | or anyone else can be thrown in the slammer for dis- obeying this lanky instructor. 2. The practical unit of inductance equal to the self-inductance of a circuit or the mutual inductance of two circuits in which'the var- _ iation of one ampere/second re- sults in an induced electromotive force of one volt. 3. A movie with Jane Fonda: 4. The other day | visited a Bavar- jan tanner at his place of business and inadvertantly stood on a sample of his handiwork. He glared at me and snarled: a, , dummkopf!’”” 5. Be looking for this fellow in the hearth next season. 6. Disease afflicting you when your sonyat is inflamed. 7. The fibrous cord inside my kero- gene lantern finds this instructor. particularly mundane. 8. These two professors get toget- . her from time to time and make popcorn. Pass the salt! ~- 9. A grammatically incorrect state- ment concerning possession of a racing car. 10. Although devoutly religious, this mild-mannered sage: appears a bit sheepish at times. -RIEGLE (continued from page 1) | Social Security trust funds from the unified Federal budget so that Soc- ial Security reserves cannot be used to offset increased spending in oth- er areas of the Federal deficit. Sec- ondly, it would permit the Old Age and Survivors’ Insurance Trust Fund to borrow from the more ade- quately funded Disability Insurance and Health Insurance Trust Funds (interfund borrowing). These funds would have to be repaid with inter- est. Third, it would enlarge the Soc- ial Security Board of Trustees, and insure that its membership more adequately represents the int- erests of employers, employees and beneficiaries. The Michigan Senator said: “The changes | am proposing in this legis- lation will stabilize the financing of the Social Security trust funds for the immediate future and will pro- tect the system from becoming a pawn in the budget process of this and future administrations. These steps are urgently needed to restore the confidence of the American people in this vital program--a con- fidence that has been shaken by recent efforts to make unprecedent- ed and uncalled cuts in Social Secu- rity. i “Riegle, who on three different OLD MAN WINTER BY ELAINE WILS As we sit watching the autumn leaves drifting by the window. It sends a shiver down the spine just thinking of the word “drift’’”. The drifts will soon be coming, formed from those innocent fragile looking white flakes that pile up so quickly into snowbanks. This year, beware, you had bet- - ter get out your heaviest outerwear, - the size 13 socks Grandma knit, and babushkas. You occasions offered to restore the minimum Social Securi- ty benefit, said public - outrage against that particular cut finally forced its restoration. “‘The mini- mum benefit cut and these other attacks”, he said: “have needlessly frightened many of our older citi- zens, shaking their confidence. that Social Security will be there when they need it. The attacks have had the same effect on those now pay- ing into the program. | have and will’ continue to use every resource available to me to stop these attacks and keep the system safe in the fut- ure. The 1.4 million Michigan resi- dents receiving Social Security in one form or another consider it a contract with their government-- it has to be kept.” Mr. G Sparks assists in programing the new tech center computer. 4 NEWAPPLE COMPUTER: BY GEORGIA WHEELER A new Apple computer was re- “cently purchased for ACC's For- estry, Concrete and Electronics de- partment. Dave Dierking, Director for the Forestry dept., said that the 51-10 computer that was being used, was in too high of demand, so it was time to get another ‘com- puter. The new computer is small and will be mobile enough to be used between at least the three depart- ments. Dierking also said that the computer is part of the students training, in-knowing how, to work _withit. -s3 Money used to purchase the new unit came out of the three depart- ments budgets and cost approxi- mately $2500.00. may even have to consider snow- shoes or a team of huskies leading a dog sled. We all know good ole ACC stays Open, unless it is a snow blizzard not even fit for Eskimos. According to Engineer Manager Ken Apsey of the Alpena County. Road Commission, the financial sit- uation is so critical that there will be no overtime for road commis- sion employees to plow, except in response to severe life threatening emergencies and no weekend plow- ing. So with fingers crossed there may be a “‘few’’ extra snow days this coming winter. Shhhh--don’t tell anyone but, we heard in about mid-January even some of the fac- ulty, secretly wish for an occasional snow day. ; Campus Update will, in future issues attempt to give you helpful tips, just in case you’re caught in a winter emergency situation, list- ing both what should and should not be done for your safety until help arrives. In the meantime, let’s all sit back and hope we have a beautiful Indi- an summer, before the inevitable prevails upon us. NEWS FROM ARMED FORCES MAIL CALL Brighten A Soldier’s Holiday At many posts and bases across the U. S. and around the, world, Christmas will see many of our mil- itary personnel on duty, in defen- se of the U. S. and the Free World. For many of these young people, it will be their first Christmas away from home. Many of these young men and women will receive little or no mail; for others, just being away from home will be an extreme- ly depressing experience. This is where ARMED FORCES MAIL CALL comes in. MAIL CALL receives Christmas cards filled with newsy and friendly notes and letters, from individuals and groups all over the country. These Christmas greetings are in turn sent out to various facilities of the De- partment of Defense as well as in- dependent agencies (USO’s, Armed ervices Y's, military hospitals, CONTINUED ON PAGE 4 BLOOD DRIVE PHOTO AND STORY BY _ GEORIGA WHEELER According to community services, the first of a four part blood drive, September 30, was a success. The count .on the pints of blood re- ceived was 42. Although not every one was ac- cepted as a donor, the walk-ins made up for the people rejected. The entire college community were side by side in the drive, Faculty as well as students. he Chuck Weisen, Director for com- . munity services, says that he was very pleased with the turn out and added “We hope to do at least as well in the future,” The next blood drive is sched- uled December 4, followed by one March 11, and June 24. Weisen says if anyone has any questions they would like answered, or for further information, contact the commu- nity services at Besser Tech., room 110. f Ron Hartwell, a present Leukemia patient, and his family, wish to ex- tend a special thanks to the donors and says, “To those who care and give, the people who need and re- ceive blood, join together in a special THANK YOU for the gift of life” UPDATE READS THE CAMPUS